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Bruises, cuts, pain oh my!

Sun Mar 15, 2009, 9:07 AM

Mood: Lazy
Listening to: Rammstein
Reading: Skate
Watching: Porn--NO. Really. No.
Playing: Pointless flash games
Eating: Golden Grahams
Drinking: Vinegar

_{Commisions--$5 // 100 Theme Challenge}

Parkour

_{For anyone who knows me, you'll know I have absolutely no physical abilities whatsoever. Like. What. So. Ever. I can weight lift a pencil, and if I try, a sharpie. I can do a grand total of two pushups before exhausting (that one was serious). I have trouble breathing if I go up the stairs, or...sit. Around. I'm pathetic.
But that didn't stop me from trying parkour. One could say my clumsiness is so severe I should steer clear of any physical activity, and it probably is. But I don't care. Parkour is fun. And life changing.
[link] Anyone can do it, anyone can practise, anyone can try anywhere. Even n00bs like me who can't do a pushup.
So that's why one of my knees like red and grey and my other leg is green and red. Bruises. Smashing into park tables and rails. But it's all good fun. If you enjoy pain, this is the way to go. If you don't love pain, try it anyway, just be more careful than I can't be. Haha.
Anyhow, that's what I've been doing instead of posting art.
And I don't have a scanner anymore. (:}

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~crusiatthedisco Mar 15, 2009, 9:10:27 AM

^{YOUR SCANNER IS GONE D8
i must draw you sumfing..for..your..scanners departure

/MUST NOT PROCRASTINATE ANYMORE}

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=Lilac-DownDeep Mar 15, 2009, 9:48:55 AM

Ah Parkour. I don't do it, but it looks cool.

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~Meow13 Mar 15, 2009, 9:53:35 AM

I'm watching porn.

No I'm not! :C
YES I AM.
NO NOT REALLY.

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~The-Dark-Realm Mar 15, 2009, 10:07:00 AM

One of my friends did that over the summmer! She would always show up to work with me all covered in bruises and bandaids, and I was like... "Is someone beating you??!" ;___; Then she told me what it was. It sounds intense!!

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~Nehmherinah Mar 15, 2009, 11:55:56 AM

WAI NO SCANNER.

~rithumdragon Mar 15, 2009, 1:32:46 PM

lol parkour?! xD I'd fail so hard at that, but it looks really epic if it's done well. Parkour is awesome.

Don't worry...I cheated on my gym physical test; I said I did three push-ups but I could only do 1.5 before my knees touched the mat...

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~least-beast Mar 15, 2009, 1:41:40 PM

8C
NOW I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF IT ALL DAY.
That's kickass though.
I have a friend who I can't show that to though |D
He'd totally go right for the building and kill himself.

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~Bengal-Kit-Kat Mar 15, 2009, 3:09:01 PM

is this why...
there has been NO concept of The Bloody Seductress?
tsktskkkk.
take care of your scanners.

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